The Sunday Wildlife Report:
In the morning, our cat Scooter somehow manages to catch a frog in the backyard. Proud of his accomplishment, he brings it inside to "play." Stupid humans have much trouble catching frog; of course, now the cat couldn't be less interested.
But wait, it gets better. Lifting up the lid to the gas grill in the backyard at dinner time, what does dad find? A nice, healthy, disgusting rat. We're not talking "oh, he's so cute" mouse here. We're talking Willard. Just the thing one needs to get in the mood to grill up a couple of steaks.