Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Is America REALLY Ready?

Kevin Henry of The Onion has his doubts:

I concede that the United States has had a competent African-American president in the huge black guy from the The Fifth Element, who did great things for this country by keeping the evil Mr. Zorg at bay. But that is years from now. There is no denying that by 2236, when we have flying taxicabs, this country will be ready for a black president. But until then, if we want life in this great land to continue as we know it, we owe it to ourselves to make the right choice and reelect Kevin Kline.

Read the whole thing.

1 comment:

Mona said...

I think David Palmer was probably our best president. Too bad he was later assassinated. We could really use him again.