So on the mix-tape I listened to this morning, the song "Call Me" by Petula Clark came on.
For some reason, it made me think of Eliot Spitzer.
If you're feeling sad and lonely
There's a service I can render
Tell the one who loves you only
I can be so warm and tender
Don't be afraid, you can call me
Maybe it's late, but just call me
Tell me, and I'll be around
It goes on in that vein, but that's probably sufficient.