Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Stifling Rumors

It is NOT true that the Los Angeles Police Department issued an All Points Bulletin for Kobe Bryant at halftime of Game 6 of the NBA Finals. This is nothing but a vicious rumor, obviously started by someone with no sense of propriety.

In response to this irresponsible rumor, representatives of Mr. Bryant have assured Jerry Buss and Phil Jackson that Mr. Bryant, known in some quarters as "MVP," will return in the third quarter.

Meanwhile, search parties have reported no progress in locating the games of Lamar Odom and Pau Gasol.

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