Wednesday, March 25, 2009

I'm Having a Blast

It's on a night like this on "American Idol" when you realize how full of sh*t the judges really are.

"You need to dominate the song instead of letting it dominate you?" I mean, sorry...but what the f*ck does that even mean?

Oh, but it's about artistry. Excuse me, but as I heard on Scrubs tonight, I'm ga-vomiting.

And you know what? When it's Motown night, they're doomed to be bad song choices. Because, and forgive me, but how many of these kids are really going to out-perform Smokey, or Diana, or The Temptations, or Stevie? None of them, that's who. Because the creators of those songs really were artists.

These folks, on the other hand, are just singers.


Andrea said...

Are you starting an American Idol "Live Blog"???

Mona said...

I can't believe you watch that show. You're better than that, Jeff.

Jeff said...

Oh, I could spend an hour or so trying to defend myself and explain why I don't see my enjoyment of the show as a contradiction, but to be honest I don't have the time.