Wednesday, January 06, 2010

One Thing I'll Miss About 2009... my George Carlin "thought for the day" calendar. Before we kick the year just completed completely under the rug, here is one last entry from George, from December 26/27:

No One Ever Wrote This Sentence Before

On the Feast of St. Stephen, I was driving my hearse to the wholesale liverwurst outlet when suddenly a hermaphrodite in a piano truck backed out of a crackhouse driveway, and as my shoes caught fire, I pirouetted across Boris Karloff Boulevard, slapping the truckdriver six times in the loins with a Chattanooga road map, even though he was humming "The Pussycat Song."

Thanks again, George. Happy New Year, wherever you may be.

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