At the screening of "Machete" we were at today, there were 10 people in the theater. Two were a couple, and the man held two phone conversations, at full volume, during the movie.
Four others were a couple, their friend, and their baby. Yep, that's right, baby - somewhere between six and nine months. Naturally, the baby woke up, and then proceeded to cry. Next thing you know, baby was crawling down the aisle of the theater.
Really, people? I know it's "Machete" and not "Citizen Kane," but still.