Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Can Cookies Be Evil?

I am coming to believe that these cookies are the very manifestation of evil.

Think about it.

You know these cookies are not good for you. You know that, much in the same way George Carlin once described cocaine, they just make you want more cookies.

And yet, we buy them, year after year after year. We consume them greedily, and we want more.

Evil, I tell you. Evil.

1 comment:

Carol said...

They are even more evil than you realize, Jeff. Once known as "Samoas" the name has since changed, a scout leader told me, because the old name seemed to imply that this coconut cookie was Samoan and this was an affront to Pacific Islanders!