Thursday, June 12, 2008

The Rumor Mill Machine Gears Up!

Michael Reynolds, the erstwhile Sideways Mencken, has obtained a secret list of the Barack Obama rumors that will be placed with right-wing bloggers in the next few weeks.

My favorites:

- Obama's blood has been replaced with a modest Pinot Noir that carries bright notes of cinnamon and raspberry yet lingers on the palette.

- Obama once used the word "autodidact" without softening it with a self-deprecating smirk.

And the absolute killer (with apologies to Steven Rubio):

- Obama watches professional soccer.

1 comment:

Mon-sewer Paul Regret said...

Amazingly, Obama even has a favorite soccer club: West Ham United. Take that, Republicans!