Michael Reynolds, the erstwhile Sideways Mencken, has obtained a secret list of the Barack Obama rumors that will be placed with right-wing bloggers in the next few weeks.
- Obama's blood has been replaced with a modest Pinot Noir that carries bright notes of cinnamon and raspberry yet lingers on the palette.
- Obama once used the word "autodidact" without softening it with a self-deprecating smirk.
And the absolute killer (with apologies to Steven Rubio):
- Obama watches professional soccer.