Michael Reynolds, the erstwhile Sideways Mencken, has obtained a secret list of the Barack Obama rumors that will be placed with right-wing bloggers in the next few weeks.
My favorites:
- Obama's blood has been replaced with a modest Pinot Noir that carries bright notes of cinnamon and raspberry yet lingers on the palette.
- Obama once used the word "autodidact" without softening it with a self-deprecating smirk.
And the absolute killer (with apologies to Steven Rubio):
- Obama watches professional soccer.
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Amazingly, Obama even has a favorite soccer club: West Ham United. Take that, Republicans!
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