Twin Peaks University, at Atlantis

You know, this may be a great idea, and I suppose it would be churlish to do anything but wish them all the success in the world.

But the notion of the director of "Twin Peaks" and the singer of "Atlantis" getting together to establish a university dedicated to transcendental meditation is something I'd expect to read in The Onion, not in an AP report. And to think that I thought the return of Uri Geller to prime-time television was going to be hard to top.