Untied Airlines?

I've had my frustrations with United Airlines over the years. In fact, with one exception, all of my negative experiences on a plane have taken place on United. The other was on Southwest, but considering I've flown Southwest about 20 times more often in the past decade, I'm willing to give them a pass. Especially since they took immediate steps to remedy the situation.

But you have to give United credit for persistence. What you see here is each of the United MileagePlus Explorer Card solicitations I've received at work since September.

And no, I haven't opened a single one.